Hello, and thank you for stopping by...
My name is Jason, I live a few blocks from the beautiful ocean in Jacksonville beach Florida. My friends would describe me as a very confident, successful, funny and outgoing Christian guy. ( Yes a real christian ) I am a Taurus and we are known for working hard like a bull, enjoying the finer things in life that comes from our hard work, being very very intelligent, witty, honest and loyal like a lobster. We love the outdoors, love anything to do with water, animals, adventure and traveling.
I am a businesses owner and need someone to help run the empire I'm building. (A tree fort in the woods lol). So if you email me please have dreams goals aspirations. The most attractive thing I find in a woman is a woman that can make me laugh. = ) Its the job of the guy to be funny all the time and thats in every female profile on line. But how many women can make their man laugh? Honestly this post is a last resort, most attractive women I meet are shallow and simply boring... Sad but true. Please don't be boring if you email me. Can one person send me a email that might impress me? Let the games begin... If you are feeling lucky pay the big Jay lotto lol The pay out is a compounding bliss for life!
Looks: You have to take care of yourself, thats a given. Yes I'm shallow I know... lol
Character:You must have morals, integrity and can be trusted, (there will be a test)! : p
Children: Must want a bunch, I'm trying to start an army over here... Fun... Fun...
Intelligence: Must have went to school are going to school or plan on finishing school. Cant have no dummy kids!
If you believe your fore fathers are a rock and a monkey Um...... no comment.
Drive: Cant be lazy and plan to go shopping for a living with my money. : D Wait dang it... I don't have any lmao... OK scratch that I need a woman that can bring home the bacon and cook it up lol...
Life: Must be selfless and hold family close and have a relationship with God.
Future: Must be able to comprehend the man of you dreams does exist but he will never exceed your own limitations.
If you want the one, Be the one.
If you want to win you must first play.
~Jason J~
Things not to do on a first date:
Smoke compulsively, drink till your sloppy, talk to much about yourself, try to impress me with by lying, (honesty impresses me), look bored, be boring, be rude to the waitress, talk about other men or sex with other men, look at me crazy when I open the car door for you. Just in case, some ladies don't know? If this offends you please save your email, did we not talk about laughing already lol
Thanks ; D
Things to do on the first date:
Be honest, be yourself, laugh, smile, relax, look me in the eyes when you speak, speak, speak from your heart not your head saying what you think you should say, be yourself, have fun your on a date not a job interview. If this offends you please follow instructions above... = D
Things to do if you are still offended at this point: One, go to the gym. Two, start taking care of yourself. Three, forgive your parents they did not know what they were doing. Four, research Dr Dino or Kent Hovind and find real science and proof there is a God and realized you have been lied too. Five ask God to come into your bitter heart and mean it. Six Laugh cause this is a joke minus the God part..
First date has to be fun canoeing, horse back riding, fast go carts, a theme park. followed by hand packed picnic in leu gardens. If we have a good time and your not a dud then well do dinner. = P
I know there is a good looking female out there that has a conscience, can tell the truth, is faithful, can be trusted, can cook, is funny, light hearted, with good communication skills and has a life that is going somewhere, lol
So if you ever see one, hear of one, have picture of one or know where one can be found
still alive?........ Please have you people, contact my people and we will see how deep the rabbit hole goes. : )*)
TOP TEN THINGS TO LOOK FOR IN A MAN VIA GOOGLE
10. Mobility
it's a good thing. Men who are at least ambulatory are already step ahead. There's so much potential there: potential walks in the park; potential strolls in the moonlight; potential dancing.
Ah, the possibilities.
9. Generosity
He doesn't need to be rich. He doesn't even need to be flush (although remembering to is always a plus). But the willingness to share, whether it's a meal or his ice cream or his chocolate -- especially his chocolate -- is always a good sign that a man is open to generosity in other areas. Maybe a good listener. Maybe a good conversationalist. Maybe a good...
oh, wait. That's a whole 'nuther subject.
Plus, if he buys dinner, he might actually have a -- dare I whisper it? -- j. o. b.
Which brings us to....
8. Motivation
Motivation to move -- no slugs, thankyouverymuch. And there's a difference between a man who knows how to relax (ideally while he's rubbing your feet or your shoulders) and a slug. A slug is one of those guys whose idea of a relaxing afternoon is sprawling on the couch with one leg down the length of the sofa and the other propped on the coffee table, wearing holey sweats and armed with the remote.
Bad.
Motivated is a man who sits with you on the couch and perhaps invites you to snuggle. Motivated is a man who knows how to put down the remote and wait out the commercial. Motivated is a man who will sit through 'Dancing With the Stars' and then patiently and attentively listen to your commentary, all the while nodding and murmuring things like, "Y'know, I never thought of it like that. You might be right."
How is that motivated?
That's a man who knows what he wants and, what's more, what it takes to get it.
And if you've gotta ask, well then...I'm sorry.
7. Tact
Whether it's meeting your mother or meeting your girlfriends or even just hanging out, a man with some tact is a plus. One who knows, on at least a basic level -- even if he's not able to resist the temptation all the time -- that it's not sexy to 'grab and grin'. One who realizes that the third course is NOT necessarily you. One who understands there's a time and place for everything.
Plus, if he can answer the question, 'Do I look fat in these?' without making you want to strangle him, he might be worth keeping.
6. Patience
Any man can fake patience. It's no harder than faking an orgasm for a woman. Some are better at it than others though and some have to fake more than others -- what you want is to ferret out the worst.
Watch for things like impulsively checking the time. Tapping his fingers while he's waiting for you to finish trying on those incredible shoes you found at the mall. Watch for twitches and tics. Look for the little signs: "Aren't you ready yet?" "How much longer is this going to take?" and "Hurry the **** up, already!"
5. Willingness to take direction
And not just driving directions (although that counts). A man who can listen and give your suggestions a try. At least seriously consider them.
Okay...how about pretend to seriously consider them?
4. Literacy
I'm not talking about the complete works of the Bard of Avon or "Moby Dick." Just a man who knows that a newspaper is for something other than putting under the car when you change the oil. A man who realizes that there's more to television programming than Spike.
Look at it this way, a man who can string together two coherent sentences is more likely to be able to converse intelligently. To be able to converse at all. To be able to hold a job. To make a good impression on your parents and your friends. Not that we care what our parents think...no, not us. Still....
3. The ability to carry his end of the conversation
...or not. Sometimes a nice, comfortable, companionable silence truly is golden. But, at the end of the day (or night) you've got to be able to talk. There are only so many other things you can do to occupy yourself and each other. Eventually you'll get tired.
2. Common experiences
You don't have to be joined at the hip (well, every once in a while might be nice) but it's nice to share interests and experiences. Opposites may attract but they don't always stick. A man who enjoys some of the same movies, music, books and television might cut down on some of the potential friction. Differences are fine -- they encourage us to grow and to learn and to accept -- but polar opposites? Possible disaster.
Look for common ground.
And finally....Number One with a bullet is.....
A nice ass.
Yes, I'm kidding. And that brings us to the real number one. A sense of humor. The ability to laugh at himself and with you. A man who doesn't take himself too seriously. A man who can look at the world with humor -- and show you his view.
If you can find a man with all these things (and that nice ass wouldn't hurt), think about keeping him. And, if not, let someone know when you're through. I've found mine -- they are out there and there's a waiting list a mile long for the one you don't want.
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